Wednesday, March 28, 2007
"Homework is too tough to boys."-Danny!
I was tutoring a very smart 3rd Grader yesterday although i'd assume he'll grow up to be one of those kids who will pretty much waste their smart sensibility by slacking, smoking weed, and rather wear hawaiian shorts the middle of winter and pretend like he's the coolest kid in school. Maybe not. But Danny, as you see above, quoted a sentence I was helping him on and stated that homeworks are too tough for BOYS. Serious damaged is done to the kid. I mean, if he wrote what i told him to write "Shooting hoops is tough for me", he wouldn't be the center of mockery right now. He is fairly biased for thinking that homeworks is just too darn tough for little boys...awww, BOOHOO. I'll cut little Danny some slack, you bet I will! and pretend that he's still in a stage where boys think girls have cooties and vice versa. But homeworks? Tough? What a little sissy, I should add. :-)
It's funny how when we were little kids, we hated the opposite sex (and probably still do). Little boys were the absolute tormentor to us girls then; they scalped all our barbie heads (and surprise, surprise, Britney Spears!), put frogs inside our clothing, pull our hair until...we ran to our mommas crying our tiny lungs out as we ask them to scold Dylan, the next door neighbor's "angel" for being such a brat. As we grow older however, we, all of a sudden, are infatuated with the kids we used to hate...uhm....Ironic? No, as clyde call it "call of nature". While we grow older, our minds "mature" as well and move on to the stage of what I personally call, CHS: Crazy Hormonal Stage. And because of CHS, we suddenly like BOYS and BOYS would rather get to know GIRLS than play with their train sets. Teenagers suddenly stick their tounges out and display their affection in front of me, they hold hands and then, more. BUT? But!? What about the cooties you retarded boys think we had before? What about those times little boys tormented us so bad, we pledged in a lifetime we're not going to marry anyone of the opposite sex?
That's how ironic life is. You think you get it all figured out when you're young, but when unexpected things happen, all the plans you have before will be redirected somewhere else. Ammusingly however, the male-female relationship is nothing but unpredictable because the normal stages comes down to: bullying each other when we were little kids, crazily liking, the marriage, then the creation of the family and then our kids will go through the process, all over again (unless you really hate the male specie and or females and have a strong conviction towards it).
And Danny and the kids I'm tutoring? They're young, they'll learn, but for now, they absolutely need my guidance on how to round numbers such as 786 and write fantastic sentences and be just like me when their 17--sarcastic and opinionated. Yebah! (I would like to make a Keeki club for kids and turn 'em to mini-y me's lol).
It's funny how when we were little kids, we hated the opposite sex (and probably still do). Little boys were the absolute tormentor to us girls then; they scalped all our barbie heads (and surprise, surprise, Britney Spears!), put frogs inside our clothing, pull our hair until...we ran to our mommas crying our tiny lungs out as we ask them to scold Dylan, the next door neighbor's "angel" for being such a brat. As we grow older however, we, all of a sudden, are infatuated with the kids we used to hate...uhm....Ironic? No, as clyde call it "call of nature". While we grow older, our minds "mature" as well and move on to the stage of what I personally call, CHS: Crazy Hormonal Stage. And because of CHS, we suddenly like BOYS and BOYS would rather get to know GIRLS than play with their train sets. Teenagers suddenly stick their tounges out and display their affection in front of me, they hold hands and then, more. BUT? But!? What about the cooties you retarded boys think we had before? What about those times little boys tormented us so bad, we pledged in a lifetime we're not going to marry anyone of the opposite sex?
That's how ironic life is. You think you get it all figured out when you're young, but when unexpected things happen, all the plans you have before will be redirected somewhere else. Ammusingly however, the male-female relationship is nothing but unpredictable because the normal stages comes down to: bullying each other when we were little kids, crazily liking, the marriage, then the creation of the family and then our kids will go through the process, all over again (unless you really hate the male specie and or females and have a strong conviction towards it).
And Danny and the kids I'm tutoring? They're young, they'll learn, but for now, they absolutely need my guidance on how to round numbers such as 786 and write fantastic sentences and be just like me when their 17--sarcastic and opinionated. Yebah! (I would like to make a Keeki club for kids and turn 'em to mini-y me's lol).
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Honestly, I miss blogging but due to the loaded school works i had the past week and a half, I didnt get the chance to write. I'm still busy and all, in fact, i've been a complete school whore, a kiss upper and a grade grubber, but i think its time I get back to telling you all how wonderful my life is. ha. No, but i sure miss this.
ALTHOUGH i'd rather go hang out down Target's tiny food court and watch white guys "model" their hot asssses. I saw tons of 'em walking around and I am absolutely in shock that I don't go to the mall that much. LOL Arrr, i gotta go. I'm in my photoshop class right now and I might have seen Ms. Ole eyeing me on. Not good.
ALTHOUGH i'd rather go hang out down Target's tiny food court and watch white guys "model" their hot asssses. I saw tons of 'em walking around and I am absolutely in shock that I don't go to the mall that much. LOL Arrr, i gotta go. I'm in my photoshop class right now and I might have seen Ms. Ole eyeing me on. Not good.
-de keeki.
Labels: boys like girls, long keekee memorials of what nots
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