Sunday, February 11, 2007
deviantart.com"Micheal Valentine, can't we unite?"
"Valentine's is a day of sharing love..." And is another reason for those lucky bitches to ask their pretty pathetic, sad boyfriends for collosal balloons, rare colored-roses, and blinding rocks OR ELSE... Say what? Yes, some of these girls actually threaten their boyfriends they're going to break up mode if they don't get anything nice. While some guys go on trying to figure out what could make their girlfriends happy, half of these awkward-bearing-balls just give up and break up with the girl themselves. After all, it is so much a hassle buying gifts to someone you are not serious about, right? Yes guys, i'm con-valentine (although it would be nice to get something...LOL PLS GET ME SOMETHING, pls. i beg of you. i'll kiss your left foot if you want me to. I'll slave for you... *petty cry here* I'll treat you like a king! *sniff* Sniff*)What's up with some girls and expecting a little TOO MUCH on Valentine's? While i already asked two of my guy friends that, they've provided me, if not an indirect reponse, just a tad bit sarcastic. Josh said "Why aren't you a girl?" I answered "No, i'm a scrawny he-male. Didnt you know? I grow balls now." As Noello added "ha! arent you a great-looking male, a little too feminine looking perhaps.." And then of course, i agreed; I had me a thick mask that day as i thought i am too, bello. :-P
It seems to me that Valentine's Day is slowly becoming a second Christmas. Not everyone expects gifts this Feb. 14th although the majority of these expecters are of the female kind. You see, guys do not expect roses from other men. They do not compliment each other with their wardrobes and if as much as possible, they rather talk about cars or a ball game most days (or make another gender related issue about anything...) Certainly, some guys hate it when their girfriends nudged too hard about unneccesary gifts during the holidays. In which, i couldnt agree more. I hate how Valentine's Day has become another one of those cliche holidays. The 14th is supposed to be only "love" day but then again, isn't it that we should all love one another everyday? Regardless how things are going with you, your friends and family, the "love" during Valentine's day should not overshadow the shared feelings the rest of the year. And if there is one thing i've learned through out my younger years is that, DO NOT EXPECT GIFTS OR THINGS IN GENERAL, TO HAPPEN. Maybe look forward a little bit but "looking a little too much" would frustrate you in the future.
This Valentine's, we must realize that those people who do not have a girlfriend/boyfriend (like ahem, moi) needs loving too. And we, single people agreed that if we see one, just one couple publicly displaying their affection in front of us, hell will break loose, and there would be blood shed involve. Bloody Valentine, perhaps?
Har dee har NO. Ugh. Another holiday adding to my bitterness. What could i be thinking next? A massacre of those cute little bunnies during Easter?
V-tips:
-Be nice and sweet to one another throughout the day, just not in front of me or i'll yank you. *bats eyelashes*
-Keep her company the whole time or someone better will.
-Pls. do get too kinky; just not in front of me (again).
-Look at other girls/guys. That will do your day.
-Take her to Mcdonalds, give her a candy ring. :-D Teach that bitch that Valentine's not about how expensive your gift is, its the thought that counts. (cheessey)
-Don't share anything the next day. I wouldnt wanna hear how your break up went. Good luck.
Labels: balls, Holifuckingdays, le amour
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