Friday, March 09, 2007
Have i completely lost my mind? Yes my dearest foes, i have. For the first time in many years, I didn't have the urge to write; if i did have an urge of something, that is of drinking coffee and smelling paint fumes. I could claim i was a busy bee making some honey or I was practicing, instead in real life, laziness (to the nth power that is), here in the world wide web. Don't worry though, I think i have managed to topple the block and I am yet again back into proving myself egotistic maniac.Not only that but also dumber now that i have literally drank and eat tons of coffee. I seriously went from hating the bean to vegging it every free time i got. If I'm bored, i scream COFFEE! If I'm under a lot of teenage stress, I beg down to my friends, kiss their tiny asses to give me moorreee coffee. AND If i just feel like drinking (which is likely many times a day) and I unfortunately didn't get my daily doses, i cranked up and turn into the Incredible Fook; I turn into a toasty brown humongous eyed monster in no time.
Thanks to my friends who are caffeine addicts, I am now a walking coffee whore myself. The moment Dnica let me had a taste of those chocolate covered espresso beans was like a moment of her trying to indulge me into some kind of illegal drug. Because right after i have devoured the mouth-watering pieces of what i now call anti-anxiety pills, I knew for certain i will stay in the dark side for many years to come. You know what i think scientists should do a research on? Anti-addiction of whatever. If there's a curing patch for smokings, there should also be different patches for Coffee, boys (and girls, ay?), INTERNET (Ha, will def. serve me right), chocolate, anorexia (for those who aren't able to stop gagging), etc addictions. I mean anything that's severely done on a daily basis even if its not a major effect on anyone's life should be il-legalize. Maybe "patches" are a bit silly on certain personality addictions, but either way, I think that if we wanna quit someone and or something, we all should be able to do so with only minor procedures--none with the bitching emotional traumas or psycho therapies (Yes, yes. if you hate your boyfriend/girlfriend/ would it be great to have a ready " I'm quitting him/her patch"? Tell me i am right so. :D)
I'm not saying i wanna quit caffeine, oh dear, not at all. It hasn't gotten to the point of my depleted brain cells (yet). And for this, i go back to what i always tell people, "Keep indulging, worry later!" Although it turns me into a store-jacking, "give me your money, fool" type of criminal (i mean person) if i didn't get my usual cups, Coffee is still LOVE. I actually have two right feet under caffeine probie, i can shake my booty and see humor behind my bitter reality and in fact, i am more patient of those wonderful, just awesome people i ironically dislike from time to time when (coffee) drunk.
So let us all be insomniacs, lets cheers to and with coffee, we will eat coffee with rice, we will unite like the children of god that we all are and eat raw coffee beans-- then when its to the point of unhealthiness, drop that coffee like its hot and move on to better and spankin things. Amen.
P.S.
Dang, Firefox is seriously correcting my spelling and words. wtfook?
and the book in the picture is THE SHIT. I'll talk about it some other time. I'll now go and make peace with other people.
Labels: addiction, Beany, coffee
Blast that stereo, LOUD! {9:54 PM}
