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Saturday, February 24, 2007
I've always wondered what people are thinking when i talk. Trust me, i'm not a good speaker and when i do talk, i talk nonsense and fast. And so i've come up with thoughts that people MIGHT think when listening to me, gazing through my acne and admiring my butter face and what nots, what the fuck?
*picture me talking about say, a hotdog (or something) and really getting into the subject...
The smart guy's concious mind say:
"Oh yes, yes...but...i'd rather not say anything..." And then he speaks up starting his sentence with "Did you know that..blah blah blah."
-Obviously, such people arent interested on what i have to say. They think hotdogs or any generic subject is lame and out of their league.
The airhead jocktard?"Gosh, this chic is too smart. What the heck is she saying? Huh? Maybe she wouldnt even notice it if i just run away..." *Dude runs away*
-Uhm, rude!? People like him would rather talk about which party to go to or who deflowered who and of course, again, not interested on what i have to say.
The "Chill" ice cold my ass thinks:
"How lame could this girl get? Who cares about [insert subject here]? I wonder what i should get for lunch: burger or burger?" *keeps his/her cool and smiling* and make an effort to say "Huh?" like they didnt get what you're saying.
-They're the most insulting people out there. They make you seem like you dont know what you're talking about when in fact they're just trying to make you look "uncool".
The drama geek knows how to say the right thing but thinking offly wrong:
He/she's not even listening while he/she quotes Romeo and Juliet lines such as: "Oh Juliet, why did you kill yourself? I thou cannot go under your wonderful embroidered dress. I want babies with you but why thou have to stab oneself with such poisonous substance...I must die now. We might be able to do it in heaven..." on his/her head (more of "his" head...). I bet you all the words i say turns into a bunch of yadda yaddas. Then of course, he'll come up with compliments like "You are the most prettiest thing i've ever seen..." my arse, bitch.
-Seriously, because they do know how to act, they know how to say the right thing as well. Although i wonder if any of the drama people i've encountered have listened to the things i say lately..
Arsty farties? anyone? anyone?"Ha. What a funny girl. I wonder if she's trying to get some attention or not..." *laughs even though some of the things i'm saying aint "THAT" funny.
-they get me!? I think not..probably almost, most of the time but just like anyone else, i assume they dont listen... :)
Cly-de (and me giving my side of the arguement...)"Why the heck is she talking about this AGAIN!?? I'm so sick of her little whinies..." then he'll assure me he's not sick of me...liar.
some dude"La dee da dee daaa. Rudy or Jennifer Aniston's on tv so stfu"
-LOL
Donicaaa"Girl, you got big toes."
-haha
Then, maybe i'm wrong. But have you ever wondered what other people think when you're talking? Cuz when have my own part of the conversation, i sometimes droop off and think of other things like what kind of car i should get when i'm 20, who i should marry, that Jack Johnson is so damn hot etc etc
I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND paler than ever. I'm still out of "it" but hey, i think i'm getting better each day.

jack johnson. He can strum his guitar. *wink *wink LOL
Labels: shut-the-nonsense-sss.
Blast that stereo, LOUD! {10:10 PM}