1. Sensing like you wanna get down & dirty in the kitchen? Well then my friend, you are not alone. No one is stopping your ignorance, so go ahead, get that pan and make love with every aromas you have! Boil some pasta, make some pesto and feed yourself a little something something Italian. But whatever you do, DON'T EVER ASK YOUR FRIENDS FOR HELP; when it comes down to it, they probably don't know much about cooking as you are. Maybe a friend who has been cooking for a while can help but anyone who lives by fastfood and or his/her mother, don't expect too much. You say common sense? It does not exist on this side of the map. You, on the other hand can go online and search for a recipe but anything on the internet is not reliable either (like this one! you see!?).

2. AND because you can't cook even how badly you try to cover up those burnt pancakes with food make up or you grind those gourmet noodles you over cook down the drain, I urge you to JUST give up and accept the fact that you'll always be living off chinese food containers and Mcdonalds happy meals. Hey, hey, now, don't be so sad--you can hire a well-reknowned chef if you want! Then again, Emeril comes with a very expensive price tag so if you want it, you work for it, be selfish and save some money.

3. What about now that you're currently cant afford anyone expensive, you ask? Well, well, i got another solution for you! Fastfood & Can goods! Oh dont be ridiculous. If you make anything from fastfood and can goods with some vegies, it will not be bad as you think it will. Add cabbage to spam, put onions to corned beef, make it work, daym it.

4. You cant cook and you dont want crap-fatfood AND cant afford a chef to cook for you nor go to a gourmet restaurant with 5-star, healthy, yummy, rating? Don't eat, easy.


Believe it or not, that just came from my system right after i thought im going to enroll myself in a Cooking school and be the next Rachel Ray. I'm not a very good cook; I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO OPERATE AN OVEN FOR GOODNESS SAKE, what was i thinking!? I was suffering egomaniacness. Just because i managed to cook fettucine alfredo before it doesnt mean i now know how to cook...har dee har har...hard-core style. Oh screw it, stupid Flour Noodles making me less confident. boo.

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I am moving on; or maybe in denial about it. I've never really like shallow people but given that i'm very much a nice person most of the time, i've given some of "these people" chances to be shallow and live by the "physical appearance is much more important" rule. Maybe it hurts me that i dont have the look the norms are always on the look for. But what "it" can give us is still unknown to the widest picture possible. Sure, people with an almost perfect physic get treated nicest all the time, they can get whoever they want, and unfairly succeed more in life yet such shallow beauty will unquestionably vanished and aged in no time. SO what's the FUCKING big deal!? I see all these vain girls in school, on TV, in the mall, across California, THE WORLD and i cant help but think maybe i should conform more to the rest of them bitches and put make up on, starve myself to death to be skinnier then...i would remember how i've hated trying to fit in to society in general--like how some of us have to act somebody else to fit in. I admit, i'm not an outcast. I'm a very friendly person: i love talking and getting to know people but i see some in our society living life without any meaning whatsoever yet celebrated with idiotic admiration while it broadcast that IT SHOULD BE HOW THE rest of the POPULATION LIVE LIFE. FUCK it. Bite me. I hate you.